She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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