well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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