Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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