but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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