I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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