i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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