it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I don't think brook has ever known best
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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