You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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