you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I want you more than these girls want KFC
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
He better not be in your backpack
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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