Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
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So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
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SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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