I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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