I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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