that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
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