Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
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Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
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The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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