Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
last night I used snow as a chaser
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