Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
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bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
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EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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