I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
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I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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