just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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