I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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