You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
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