Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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