Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
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I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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