Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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