Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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