Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
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He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
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"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.