i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
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It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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