I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
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He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
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I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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