One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
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He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
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Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
is it fun? or sober?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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