well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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