I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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