I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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