party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
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