You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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