If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
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