So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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