I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
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Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
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We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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