if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Randomize
