Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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