If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
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i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
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I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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