Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
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I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
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well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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