Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
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I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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