just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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