: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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