My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
