i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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