I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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