Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
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It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
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And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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