he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
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I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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