seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Randomize
