I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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