matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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