Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
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I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
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The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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