i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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