So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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