Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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