so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
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then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
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Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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